Literature: Cyndi: "You actually read these books?" Me: "All but the Nabokov one, I got that one because it is shiny." Cyndi: "So it is... may I borrow it?" Dinner of sorts: Ramen Noodles (Chili flavor) Peas, Carrots, Corn, Egg (Read More)

While eating dinner tonight I decided to watch a little TV, good old history channel in fact. As luck would have it I caught a show on security systems, which was followed by a show on art theft. The security show was quite interesting as it ranged from pyramids and ancient wooden key door locks to... (Read More)

KY Jelly features a warning on the box that states: "Keep out of eyes and ears." This begs the question... When will the damned puritan establishment stop telling me, us how to and how not to live? (Read More)

Occasionally I find myself in the position of needing to mail small easily damageable items across the country, for econmical purposes I find the best thing to do is purchase a tin of Altoids and mail the empty tin. The other day I was at the store and the Altoids were like $3 each! Highway... (Read More)

I found a receipt in my jacket from about a week and 365 days ago which indicates that I spent $141.00 in a liquor store about 400 miles from here. This has a few problems... 1. I don't drink. 2. The only time in the last year I've been within 300 miles of the store in question was many months... (Read More)

Once I go to sleep and wade my way through dreams of my apparent destiny with an infidel who responds to "Bleeding Angel" (or similar) and features an Ohioan accent I get to wake up and write a specification for double blind password authentication; fun, fun. (Read More)