Literature:
Cyndi: "You actually read these books?"
Me: "All but the Nabokov one, I got that one because it is shiny."
Cyndi: "So it is... may I borrow it?"



Dinner of sorts:
Ramen Noodles (Chili flavor)
Peas, Carrots, Corn, Egg
Two tablespoons each of "100% Pain" Habanero sauce and Some "Yucatan Sunshine" Red Savina sauce.

This makes for quite a spicy dish. For those of you who don't know, Jalapeno peppers weigh in at ~ 2,000 to 8,000 Scoville Units (heat scale), Habaneros are at ~ 100,000 to 325,000 units and Red Savina Habaneros score at ~ 350,000 to 575,000 units. So I am thinking, "Hey, who needs self mutilation when they've go this?!" (alright that wasn't what I was thinking, but it's far more entertaining then what I was actually thinking.)

After a little more searching I came across a sauce called "The Source" which costs ~$90 for one ounce. This sauce scores a record high at ~7,100,000 Scovile Units. The best part however... is the reviews:

"Holly Hell this shit is hot. I'd rather eat the stingers off of a Man O' War Jelly Fish than try this shit again."

"it felt like the devil pissed in my mouth."

"I woke up in the hospital this morning and the nurse said I had been unconscious for 3 days. I can't taste any of my food and my tongue still feels hot, especially when I think about it."

"When I taste THE SOURCE I went into the epileptic seizure for 6 hours and I cried tears of liquid fire and blood. The sun turned black and the demons from hell came and danced around the dead bodies of my family, laughing and pointing at me."

"Fortunately, I vomited most of it back up immediately but enough remained to cause third-degree burns along my esophagus and eat away most of my stomach. Thanks to speedy medical attention my life was saved but all my future meals will be delivered by an IV line."

You just can't buy that kind of advertising.

I think I'll buy some, I'm sure I can find a good use.