New user, new details. I`ll try to make it "new" :)

[Welshieinnz]

Hi all,

I`m actually a 3 headed lizzard from the planet golzoid (a small cluster in the orian nebula) and am on earth to sort out your usability problems.

Hmm, don`t know whats stranger about that intro. The fact its a 3 headed alien or the fact its a 3 headed alien doing usability :) Anyway, thought i`d give people a slightly different start. :)

I`m actually not a 3 headed alien but a mere person living in New Zealand and hail originally from Wales (Ahh, NOW the username makes sense :) ). I`m currently a usability consultant but have a background in Virtual Reality development and video game design. All of which I will return too quite soon i`m hoping.

Anyway, feel free to drop me some questions. Hope to get to know you all soon. Yes, all 74,000 of you! :)

[DMR]

Welcome to DaniWeb, Golzoidian being!
Glad you dropped by; we don't see many of your species around here any more.

[Welshieinnz]

Thanks for the greeting :)

Seems a great little forum this place, glad I found it.

[candy01]

hey nice to meet you um i have never meet an alien befor"i cme in peace" i guess

[Welshieinnz]

hey nice to meet you um i have never meet an alien befor"i cme in peace" i guess

Ah, we`re a friendly bunch really. Mostly harmless :)

[candy01]

ok then so you don't want to kill us humans?

[Welshieinnz]

ok then so you don't want to kill us humans?

Ah no, not at all. I`m only here to pootle around, answer questions and hope to get mine answered when need be.

And to indulge in a wee bit of jovial laughter. Oh, go on then. One or two eatings maybe needed :)

[candy01]

so are you here to have sex to no male gose with out sex

[Welshieinnz]

so are you here to have sex to no male gose with out sex

Ok, I first need to understand the "gose" thing. kinda confused me a wee bit i`m afraid. Woe, woe and thrice woe is me!

[candy01]

i ment to say do you have sex all men want sex and cant live with out it can you!

[candy01]

i ment to say the do you like sex and that most men like sex

[Welshieinnz]

i ment to say do you have sex all men want sex and cant live with out it can you!

Erm, believe it or not but I was actually posting on these boards for work and other stuff, not the old sex thing :)

[Angel of Misery]

Hi, I'm Samantha and I'm 15. I like all sorts of things, so, someone pm me if they want to chat! ^^
candy01 says sure to Welshieinnz

[DMR]

Hi, I'm Samantha and I'm 15.

Really?? A 15 year old posting from a Wodonga Catholic College account?
And interestingly enough, the same Wodonga college from which "Candy01" posts.
How um... questionable.

Ah, yes- Troll Patrol. One of the more exciting aspects of moderating a tech support forum, to be sure.

Candy01/AoM,
Consider this a polite (but first and final) warning: The novely has worn off, so if you want to continue participating here, it's time to cut the sex games and stick to what this site is about.

Thank you.

[>shadow<]

hmmm....