I wonder if long-windedness is what deserves to last as last. Maybe we should change this thread to see how LONG you can remain last, and therefor a winner. To do that, one would have to write something that doesn't inspire further comment. But in these days of blogs, twitter, etc., it seems that no one can keep quiet very long.
I expect the next comment to follow this one before the proverbial ink is dry on this note.
As I see it, it looks as if Ditz was last for longest.
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