I didn't know global heating was a problem. (annoyance: people that correct others on every little thing). Heh, I like making fun of myself.

Actually a lot of people that don't live in the United States don't like it. I think mostly because of its politics.

Here's one: people who bother others when they're sleeping. Last year a friend of mine fell asleep in class when we were watching a movie and my other friends put a bunch of little pieces of paper in his hair so during the movie I reached over and slammed my hand as hard as I could on his desk cause I thought it would be funny. He jumped up and little pieces of paper flew everywhere.

Shouldn't 'annoyance' be capitalized? And shouldn't the period be in the parentheses?

People who disagree with me! Clearly I'm always right.

People that refuse to get drunk because they are afraid to reveal the real 'inner workings' of themselves.

Ha!

I came on to one of my male friends a really long time ago (so I've been told). Does that mean I'm gay?

Not really, you were just drunk!

What about those who refuse to get drunk because they'd rather continue to have functioning livers?

People who like to get drunk to destroy their livers.

Most people who are Republicans.

People who make racists comments in the Geek's Lounge.

Why? Because they have a different perspective, which lends itself better to a capitalist economy?

Nigga please

I do, however, completely agree with you on this one.

I'm just pushing it to its limits -- no pain, no gain.