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Re: Republican Humor

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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When I worked for McCaw Cellular - Craig McCaw made the highest paid exec. in the US. I kept calling my supervisor every hour to tell him, "Craig just made another $71,000, what are you doing with your life?". I did not keep that job much longer.
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When I worked for McCaw Cellular - Craig McCaw made the highest paid exec. in the US. I kept calling my supervisor every hour to tell him, "Craig just made another $71,000, what are you doing with your life?". I did not keep that job much longer.
As GrimJack shows above all democrats do is complain about how others are doing better then democrats so they try to get a law passed so others don't do as well so the jackass party feels better.

Have you ever noticed the word rat in democrat??
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From our cowboy President:
"There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say."

Good down-to-earth humour, but also very true!
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When I worked for McCaw Cellular - Craig McCaw made the highest paid exec. in the US. I kept calling my supervisor every hour to tell him, "Craig just made another $71,000, what are you doing with your life?". I did not keep that job much longer.
If you would be a true Republican, $71,000/hour wouldn't sound so much to you!
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George W. Bush declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien in 2001:
"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican."
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President George W. Bush after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like:
"It is white."
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A number of AIG executives went to a California spa on a junket just days after AIG was bailed out with 85,000,000,000 Dollars of taxpayer's money. They were celebrating the bailout and rang up a close to 500,000 Dollar spa bill.
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Nice humor from a guy we all admire:
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See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office -- I love to bring people into the Oval Office -- right around the corner from here -- and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person.
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In the last debate I couldn't help but notice how much John McCain looks like Dick Cheney. However, Cheney has a much nicer smile.
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Bush Language:
"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house."
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