Yeah they did cover up anyone they knocked off didn't they? That is one thing that administration has going for them if they don't like them they make them "vanish" then they're innocent.

Democrats are so dumb that when they hack they use the same alias that they use all the time to post that they did the crime!

Republicans don't hack they let the democrats release the cat out of the bag their selves. I mean it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know why they let everything out of the bag; they are part jackass part rat I guess that makes them a ratass.

This thread is for Republican humor, not for Republican hate and venom! Buzz off buddy!

If I want that kind of guff, I listen to Sarah Palin.

A Republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish."

He said: "I wish I were smarter".

So the genie made him smarter. The next day the Republican turned into a Democrat.

A democrat was abducted by an alien spaceship. The aliens did many tests on the democrat and they found that the Democrat's DNA was a cross of a donkey (jackass) and a rat which the aliens had confirmed was a household pesk.
They returned the Democrat to earth with a few alterations he had a rat's tail and a brain of a donkey.

Why don't you grow up and gives us something with humour in it? Yes the Democrats have rat in their name has you have pointed out et nausium. For that the Republicans have p in their name. Childish enough?

Let me show you how this done, here are the 10 top excuses for Dick Cheney why he shot his hunting pal:
10. Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm
9. Wanted to get the Iraq mess of the front page
8. Not enough Jim Beam
7. Trying to stop the spread of bird flu
6. I love to shoot people
5. Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter
4. I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me
3. Excuse? I hit him didn't I?
2. Until Democrats approve Medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly
1. Made bet with Gretzgy's wife

Or try something cute like that:
"Sarah Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life."

Or:
"Have you seen the new commercial? The McCain campaign compares Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. And today the Obama campaign released an ad comparing John McCain to Zsa Zsa Gabor and Bea Arthur."

Or:
"Are you excited about Sarah Palin? Well, the other day she referred to Afghanistan as our neighboring country. Apparently, she can see bin Laden's cave from her house."

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the biker says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.’

The biker replies, ‘Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.’

The reporter says, ‘Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page… So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”

The biker replies, ‘I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.’

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

Dave, now that is funny, because it is the thruth.

More Republican (socialism for the rich) humor:
http://www.vgg.com/kfc/index.html

Closer to home:
This perk is one that kicks into high gear toward the end of any administration, the painting of official portraits at taxpayers' expense. What you may not know is that this little perk isn't reserved for presidents, cabinet (any) members get them too. Wouldn't you like John D. Ashcroft, Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney , Donald H. Rumsfeld or Alberto Gonzales smile down on you? Order now!

I hope finding the humor in this one isn't too offbeat.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thed...d-newswee.html

That's a shotgun, not a rifle. Ask Dick Cheney, he is the expert on shotgun safety.