The common snail crawls about 2.5 meters an hour.

Reminds me of another shoemaker cartoon -- a snail on a turtle's back shouting "wheeeeeee"!!

If the snail was driving an "s" car it would go a lot faster, you should see the "s car go".

If you say "elephant" over and over again, it invariably turns into "fintella".
Take a look at these fintsella:
Clicky!!!

The frog known as the Poison-Arrow has enough poison on his body to kill up to 2000 people.

The first commercially available television sets weighed over 700 pounds.

The base10 system of counting came about largely due to the fact that humans have 10 fingers and 10 toes

Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps.

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

Hitler was a foot soldier in WW1, and suffered a decapitated shoulder for his troubles, which earned him a Medal of some sort. He also survived a riot in Munich, nine months in prison, and a bomb attempt (either it was placed under a different part of the table to where he was sat, or he didn't attend the meeting at all).

Guess after reading all that, it's not a wonder that his body was never found.