There is an elephant on the loo!

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Sep 25th, 2008

Re: There is an elephant on the loo!

This year alone over 6,000 Americans have gone to hospital emergency rooms with injuries resulting from opening the ever so popular (at least with the stores) rigid 'clamshell' packaging.

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Sep 28th, 2008

Re: There is an elephant on the loo!

In an average minute:-

Fact: 79,000,000 couples are kissing.

Fact: 58,000,000 are engaged in intercourse right now.

Fact: 37,000,000 are getting/giving oral sex.

Fact: 1 lonely reader is reading this post...

Hang in there sun shine, things have to get better................

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Sep 28th, 2008

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In an average minute:-

Fact: 79,000,000 couples are kissing.

Fact: 58,000,000 are engaged in intercourse right now.

Fact: 37,000,000 are getting/giving oral sex.

Fact: 1 lonely reader is reading this post...

Hang in there sun shine, things have to get better................

Fact: 250,000,000 have just taken an ED pill and are ready for one of the facts above!

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Oct 3rd, 2008

Re: There is an elephant on the loo!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

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Oct 7th, 2008

Re: There is an elephant on the loo!

The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach (inside-out) is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

A good lunchtime conversation piece!

Last edited by vegaseat; Oct 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am. Reason: lunch

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Oct 9th, 2008

Re: There is an elephant on the loo!

Click to Expand / Collapse Quote originally posted by vegaseat ...

The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach (inside-out) is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

A good lunchtime conversation piece!

Awesome! I am so going to bring that up the next time I'm with a bunch of people eating very delicious and expensive food! If I make it out alive, I'll let you know!!!

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Oct 9th, 2008

Re: There is an elephant on the loo!

Click to Expand / Collapse Quote originally posted by vegaseat ...

The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach (inside-out) is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

A good lunchtime conversation piece!

I got to get myself a frog!

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