My boyfriend's favorite quote:
"I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them."

Cracks me up!

Live now. Make now always the most precious time.
Now will never come again.

-- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, U.S.S. Enterprise

This Quote Is On My Life.

"Go Tell The Spartans Stranger Passing By
That Here Obedient To Their Laws
We Lie."
On a Stone in the Pass at Thermopylae
Dedication Beyond That Required
by Society in General Honored
Posted Circa 479 BC From a text by Simonides of Ceos
Reposted 1955 on a new Stone by the Greek Government

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly (Geek Quote)

Nothing will work unless you do

"Never trust a computer you can't throw out of a window" -- Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak as published in The Reader's Digest, August 2008, p. 119.

Do you have to close Windows first before you throw the computer out?

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
(Isaac Asimov)

Truth hurts--
not the searching after;
the running from!

-- John Virgil

Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
(Thomas Alva Edison)