I joined the cnadaian infantry but was out in no time due to some lifestyle choices they didnt agree with.

Im not gay , I like(d) to party too much.

Im glad because i was young and needed a path to follow but the path found me. now i have a beautiful wife and child, all my limbs and a bright future.

none of that would have happened if i stayed.

Navy Recruiter: Just fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve.
Homer Simpson: There's a question that's crossed out.
NR: Well... due to a recent presidential order, we're not allowed to ask that particular question.
HS: I think I can make it out.
[reads]
HS: "Are you a homosex...”
NR: [interrupts] For God's sake, don't answer that, I could go to jail!
HomerS: But I'm not a homose...
NavyR: [covers his ears and sings loudly] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, I am not lis-ten-ing! La, la, la, la, la...
[exits]
HS: Nice fella. I wonder if he's gay?

wait, america dosnt accept gays? wtf is up with that i thaught y'all were meant to the land of freedom

Why send a perfectly good gay to another country to have him killed?

Canada does accept gay people in the army bennet, i was joking.

What, you couldnt tell by my smiley face. ha.

tuns out america do, but only if you hide it, else you get fired.

We allow it here in the Uk i think.

War is simply too dirty for gay people.

The socalled Miracle Marine, who survived being burned over more than 95 percent of his body in Iraq and established a charity to help burned children has died, the military has announced. Now there is a hero!

he sounds like that bloke what got burnt in the falklands war, he did the same thing.He had 49% burns i think

I have to admire you Brits, you won that Falklands War despite all odds, and got rid of a very brutal military dictatorship in Argentina at the same time. Success all around, that's the way to do it, congratulations!

Come to think of it, you had great leadership in those days.