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Click to Expand / Collapse  Quote originally posted by Ancient Dragon ...
IBM -- It's Better Manually
HAL -- one step ahead
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Effort in, garbage out!
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Click to Expand / Collapse  Quote originally posted by GrimJack ...
The problem lies between keyboard and chair
took me time to find out what this means...it actually refers to the user's incompetence...hehehe..funny one.. user's fault...that is..
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> The problem lies between keyboard and chair
PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

There's also
PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
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Click to Expand / Collapse  Quote originally posted by niek_e ...
Not really an 'IT-quote' but:
like that
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My signiture serves me whenever I have a computer related prob as well
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Windows supports real multitasking, it can boot and crash simultaneously.
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CPU: You have insufficient rights to download software please contact your administrator.

Administrator: You have insufficient rights to download software please contact the trouble call desk.

Trouble call desk: You have insufficient rights to place a trouble call please contact your local administrator.

Local administrator: Sorry but according to policy we don’t have sufficient rights to download software. Please contact management.

Management: You dont have sufficient rights to see management directly, please see your immediate supervisor.

Immediate supervisor: Sorry but I don’t have sufficient rights to recommend personnel to speak to management.
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