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Oh S.H.I.T.

Hope you have gone through enough S.H.I.T. in humor to understand this one. :-)

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~s.o.s~
Failure as a human
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A very good and thorough memo!

Ene Uran
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Hey,

It's a very funny memo... Who would have thought a company employee would go through all that shit in his career.

Loken

loken
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lol. At first I expected something like the origin of SHIT, Ship high in transport. But this is even better.

bloody_ninja
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how is this funny? it's not even real.

TheNNS
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how is this funny? it's not even real.

you're right, but its too ironic to be real....

loken
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how is this funny? it's not even real.
you're right, but its too ironic to be real....


Sounds pretty realistic to me.

R0bb0b
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Just imagine, someday I might be able to write such an important memo to my underlings, I mean associates, I mean partners, I mean coworkers, I mean colleagues, I mean friends, ...

ZZucker
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hehehe !! This mail has ben going around the corporate mailboxes for a long time now... I guess some manager guy started the chain... ;)

common_man
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Well that is a new one to me......i laughed so hard it took me five minutes to get through it!! Seriously funny to me, but hey, I have absolutely been through the S.H.I.T. at my job! Kudos ~S.O.S.~ you have made my day! Thanks!

itdupuis
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it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.

TheNNS
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I can understand that kids at your age are rebellious. Come back after a few years and you might just be mature enough to enjoy/understand this one. Till then, happy cribbing/trolling.

~s.o.s~
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it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.
lol.
i laughed so hard it took me five minutes to get through it!! Seriously funny to me
It's a very funny memo...


I think people found it funny :)

nav33n
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it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.


In your case I think you need more S.H.I.T. I have extra if you want.

R0bb0b
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it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.


It is not funny for you, but it is funny for us.

invisal
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it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.

It is funny. You just don't have a sense of humor.

bloody_ninja
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I can understand that kids at your age are rebellious. Come back after a few years and you might just be mature enough to enjoy/understand this one. Till then, happy cribbing/trolling.

Nice find, I found it very funny!

Lardmeister
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it's bullcrap. if you're gonna post something funny, make sure IT IS funny.


I should have mentioned this in my rep comment; bool, is spelled correctly.

jasimp
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Here is the competition:

NOTICE: PLEASE NOTICE!!!!!

You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice. And, we have noticed that some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It has been noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably unnoticeable. Therefore, this notice is to remind you to notice the notices and to respond to the notices because we do not want the notices to go unnoticed.

From the Notice Committee for Noticing Notices

bumsfeld
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how is this funny? it's not even real.


Not real? I was in the USAF when this was policy. Training's gone downhill since those days.

vmanes
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This article has been dead for over three months

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