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Jun 10th, 2008
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Re: Tech Poetry

I got one:

I'm sitting here looking at the same screen,
all I see is the same thing
I click and click and not a thing blinks
I know I know comes to mind
I'll ctrl alt del tab tab and tab
nothing still.
Maybe is time to pull the cord.
Now I see how much I've been missing outside of this screen.

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Re: Tech Poetry

That is good...
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Re: Tech Poetry

thanxs
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I'm sitting here looking at the same screen,
all I see is the same thing
I click and click and not a thing blinks
I know I know comes to mind
I'll ctrl alt del tab tab and tab
nothing still.
Maybe is time to pull the cord.
Now I see how much I've been missing outside of this screen.
Very good
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Jun 18th, 2008
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I can't go to sleep yet,
someone on the internet is wrong

<from xkcd - doesn't rhyme but contains universes>
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Jun 19th, 2008
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Re: Tech Poetry

I am trying to regrip
reality has lost me
memory fades, time fades
I have lost me
chipsets, mainboards and such
please be gone
for i am now blind to the world
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Jun 20th, 2008
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sitting here thinking of what to write so i can get mashka to say something to me like "thats hot!"

it hasn't occured to me so i guess i'll let it be.

Do you think she will notice me?
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Jun 20th, 2008
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I got this via email....I don't know who made it up...

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocketknife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
No one's been killed in a computer crash
But it makes their face turn red!
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electrons jump from atom to atom
creating currents of infinite possibility
The world once vast is now shrunken
by the smallest thing known to man

aahhhhh not bad i guess, if i do say so myself.
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Jun 21st, 2008
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Re: Tech Poetry

MilliAmpere met MicroFarad and they fluxed all night (there was a whole long poem that I learned in USMC as a mnemonic for electronics class but this is all I can remember of it, sigh)
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