A day in the life at the etch-a-sketch help desk...

1 Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it. 2 Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it. 3 Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it. 4 Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it. 5 Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it. 6 Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it. 7 Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it. 8 Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.