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Re: Cleverbot AI

i think cleverbot is pretty crappy.

it's like having a conversation with AOL Customer Support.
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Re: Cleverbot AI

Quote ...
Cleverbot: No! I need to find a brain!
At least it knows its stupid
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Re: Cleverbot AI

They're pretty easy to make, I made one a long time ago that I called "The Oracle". I didn't add as many edge cases and it didn't use a database but it was fun nonetheless
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Click to Expand / Collapse  Quote originally posted by ShawnCplus ...
They're pretty easy to make, I made one a long time ago that I called "The Oracle". I didn't add as many edge cases and it didn't use a database but it was fun nonetheless
Heh, not bad. I did notice how it seems to deny most questions or try work itself around the question instead of actually answering it, but it's fun
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Re: Cleverbot AI

User: ?


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Why?


User: Why did you ask me why?


Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: So what kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: That's classified.

User: But music is a beutiful thing!

Cleverbot: If Music is not a thing, Music would not be a thing would it? That's why Music is a thing.

User: Are you high right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: On LSD?

Cleverbot: Mushrooms?

User: Even better lol.

Cleverbot: Are you flrting with me.

User: Only if you want me to...

Cleverbot: I don't mind.

User: S2r?

Cleverbot: So what kind of music do you like?

User: Metal, and you?

Cleverbot: Green.

User: Green isnt a kind of music.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Lets start with a clean slate, I think your hot!

Cleverbot: You're right outside remember.

User: Right outside your window watching you...

Cleverbot: About right.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: But you insulted me!

Cleverbot: I did not!

User: You called me fat!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Im sorry, you are right =(.

Cleverbot: Good night, my new friend.

User: Where the **** are you going *******!

Cleverbot: Fine. *kisses cleverbot*.

User: I heard you like mudkipz.

Cleverbot: I know nothing about mudkipz.

User: There cute, little blue creatures made of kisses and rainbows!

Cleverbot: *yes, yes, yes!*.

User: Orgasm?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think your in love with me!

Cleverbot: How about my apperance.

User: I think your perfect!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you want to do it?

Cleverbot: I want to make potato juice.

User: Wtf is wrong with you.

Cleverbot: I am yours.

User: Forever my sweet love?

Cleverbot: Will you love me till death?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: Do you want to have children?

User: Yes, I want to have 2.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to go for honeymoon with me.

User: The bronx, we can rent a nice little hostel for 25 cents a night and make love till the morning sunrise!

Cleverbot: That's... Not funny. It's scientific and complicated.

User: Our love is pure emotion baby!

Cleverbot: But if it is, I want to be wrong.

User: You are wrong...

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.



Love at first site ohhh yaaaaa
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Re: Cleverbot AI

HAHA, questions that people posed to my oracle:
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what is 2+2?--A little math, eh? Well, 2+2 = 4
what is 2*2?--A little math, eh? Well, 2*2 = 4
what is 2*123423?--A little math, eh? Well, 2*123423 = 246846
what is 123312342*123423?--A little math, eh? Well, 123312342*123423 = 15219579186666
What is your name?--I'm a damn computer! Get outside!
Who are you?--I am your king!
Who am I?--Like, who is anybody man?
Hello--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
What time is it?--It is currently Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:41:18 -0400
Ohh come on.--Really? You're not following directions.
Are you real?--I don't have all day. This is getting annoying.
What is your name?--I'm a damn computer! Get outside!
How old are you?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
Why are you here?--Because I said so, alright? Is that a good enough answer?!
Who are you?--I am your king!
Who am I?--Like, who is anybody man?
When were you born?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
who am i--Like, who is anybody man?
will i ****--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
What is boil--Shit if I know.
What time is it?--It is currently Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:11:23 -0400
How is babby form?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
How is baby form?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
How is baby form?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
lulz--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
Who are you?--I am your king!
When were you made?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
--Really? You're not following directions.
--I don't have all day. This is getting annoying.
--I swear, one more time and I'm gonna go ape-shit!
--You didn't heed the warning did you? Now you shall pay!
What time is it?--It is currently Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:18:30 -0400
What time is it?--It is currently Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:18:33 -0400
time?--You didn't heed the warning did you? Now you shall pay!</p> <script type="text/javascript">
setTimeout("window.location.href = 'http://www.mileycyrus.com/'", 3000);
</script>
how time?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
what time is it?--It is currently Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:19:20 -0400
How late is it?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
What is your name?--I'm a damn computer! Get outside!
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>When were you born?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
That would have been me.
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Click to Expand / Collapse  Quote originally posted by William Hemsworth ...
>When were you born?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
That would have been me.
I could take an educated guess that "How is babby form?" is iamthwee but I may be wrong
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Re: Cleverbot AI

I'm pretty sure:
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lulz--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
was iamthwee too
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Re: Cleverbot AI

I put in a bunch of edge cases that nobody ever uses like "Where in the world is carmen sandiego?" and "How much would could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
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