Why you suck?

[scru]

Are you sure you want to know? Go ahead and post below to find out.

Let's start with me. Why do I suck, folks?

[vegaseat]

You neeed to read "Why We Suck" by Dr. Denis Leary, a feel good guide to staying fat, loud, lazy and stupid.

[MoZo1]

You suck because you've posted here to ask why! It sucks! Nobody asks "Why do I suck?"! Nobody who doesn't suck enough to do so...

[MosaicFuneral]

You do for reasons I'd be banned for saying.

[Hiroshe]

Why do you suck? Thats an odd question if I must say so myself.

#include <stdio.h>
#define suck 0
#define awesome 1000

int main() {
  int scru = awesome;

  while(scru != suck)
    scru--;

  if(scru == suck) {
    printf("scru sucks\n");
  scru /= 0;
  }
  else
    printf("scru dosen't suck\n");

  return 0;
}

[jephthah]

you suck, because you haven't updated your signature with a new Jack Handey quote.

[emarshah]

you suck bcos you want all people to tell many many reason for you being SUCKED..

[jephthah]

your engrish sucks.

[ddanbe]

What the suck is that all about?:?: