You are in your house relaxing, just about to have a cup of tea. Then the phone rings, the doorbell rings and the kettle starts to whistle simultaneously. What do you do next?
A: Answer the phone.
B: See who is at the door.
C: Take the kettle off the stove.
You take the kettle off the stove and turn off the gas, but while you're doing this the phone stops ringing. "Oh well, maybe it was a wrong number" you think. You go to answer the door but when you open it there is nobody there. You've been expecting an important parcel to arrive soon, so maybe that was the postman about to deliver it? You walk out onto the street to see if you can see him and your door closes behind you, locking you out (as it is a latch and your keys are inside....IDIOT!?!). What do you do next?
A: Kick your own door in.
B: Walk towards town to kill some time before your house mate gets home.
C: Phone your house mate on your mobile to ask what time he gets back.
You walk up to your door and aim a hard kick at it. Being a strong lad (like the author) the door flies open leaving a nasty dent in the wood. However, once you have gone inside and closed the door you notice somthing strange. It looks as though the kick knocked a hole right through the door, contrary to how it looked from the other side. But when you look through the football sized hole it appears to lead into a dark place. WHAT?!? Are you tripping or somthing, it's light outside isn't it? What do you do next?
A: Put your hand through the hole.
B: Say "Hello" through the hole.
C: Back away and make that cup of tea to help you calm down and think this through.
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