Have you registered your fighter/bomber yet?

[The Dude]

Registration

A PDF viewer is needed..

[mattyd]

Registration

Other Activities Enjoyed:

[_] Propaganda / misinformation
[_] Destabilisation / overthrow
[_] Default on loans
[_] Gardening
[_] Crafts
[_] Black market / smuggling
[_] Collectibles / collections
[_] Watching sports on TV
[_] Wines
[_] Interrogation / torture
[_] Household pets
[_] Crushing rebellions

:lol::!:

[jwenting]

ah, at last someone took the trouble of converting it to pdf.
First saw this one in a newsgroup some 10 years ago, and it wasn't new even then.
But it's still funny.

[christina>you]

This is pretty funny.

[jbennet]

funny as hell

[christina>you]

Uh oh don't say that word... you might get banned :rolleyes:

(I almost got banned for using "profanity" because I said 'word to ya motha.' in a word game).

[jbennet]

i say that all the time as according to the rules:

Mature language and concepts are acceptable on DaniWeb to the point that would be acceptable on daytime family television

[christina>you]

i say that all the time as according to the rules: Mature language and concepts are acceptable on DaniWeb to the point that would be acceptable on daytime family television

hmm... thanks for letting me know. next time I'll have something to say when I get in trouble for slang. ;)

[jbennet]

slang (from rules)

We strongly encourage all posts to be in full-sentence English. Please do not use "leet" speak or "chatroom" speak

also in my experience it means people fromn other countries can understand you better. i always get told of for bad spelling and using no caps and using LOL/smilies excessively

[christina>you]

Hmm.. the thing is that I got in trouble for "profanity" - but it was slang. So yeah... I don't know.

[jbennet]

wierd.

[EnderX]

i always get told of for bad spelling and using no caps and using LOL/smilies excessively

And again. It's 'weird', not 'wierd'.

[jbennet]

i before e unless it makes an A sound or is after C - thats the rule

[EnderX]

Except that we're dealing with the English Language here, and it has numerous exceptions to its own rules. Besides, check out dictionary.com if you don't believe me.

[christina>you]

I do agree with EnderX... it's 'weird'. The English language can be very confusing at times! That's why you have to take it at school for 12 years and then some in College for another 1-2 years.

[mattyd]

WEIrd-- or is it " Wyrd "? :)

Matty

[EnderX]

I thought the 'Wyrd' spelling only referred to 'fate' or 'destiny' or whatever the appropriate analogue would be. The sense of the original usage was 'strange' or 'unusual'.

[christina>you]

Wyrd.. weird... wired. it's all the same to me ;)

[EnderX]

No, 'wired' is what happens when you drink too much coffee at ~2:15 AM. (Unless someone can suggest a better beverage with more caffeine in it?)

[jbennet]

i prefer tea