If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

"Lying is the key to any good relationship"

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.

"Give me a couple of years and a large research grant, and I'll give you a receipt."
--Richard Heathfield

Always bear in your mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other
--Abraham Lincoln

Damn skippy

[QUOTE]If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. [/QUOTE]

these two followed each other. Irony?

May your coffin be made of 100 year old oak from a tree that I plant tomorrow

Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell

A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.

A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.

Hello, you've reached the psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive/compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3, 4, and 5. If you are simply paranoid, just stay on the line - we know who you are.

Hello, you've reached me. If you don't know who me is, you've dialed the wrong number.

BTW, FWIW, IMHO, AFAIK, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. YMMV.
(do i get points for only understanding by thhe way in my humble opinion?)

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

The Web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

I don't question YOUR existence. - God


A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac - one who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog...

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four sharpening the axe."

- Abraham Lincoln

Would he even still have an axe by then end of that 4 hours?

Abraham Lincoln was special, you know.

Veni, vidi, voops! I came, I saw, I tripped.

--John of Darwin Awards