Thoughts following the Madoff verdict:
When the heat is really on, even an air conditioner can't help.

Lucky is the person whose love is returned.

If you feed me garbage,
I will sing a song of garbage.

What happens in the barn stays in the barn.

I suppose it might become a barning issue.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.

Check back on that nine months later!

If there is something worth doing, it's only worth doing after 11 am

Shame is the mother of apprenticeship

When you keep falling asleep in front of your computer's monitor, it does not necessarily mean that you'll fall asleep when you go to bed.