Your fly is unzipped.

"A man who doesn't embrace his past has no future."

Actions speak louder than words, but politicians won't shut up.

Actions speak louder than words, but politicians won't shut up.

lmao. Brilliant.

They call it P.M.S. because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. In that way when you do, you would be a mile away and you would have his shoes.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. In that way when you do, you would be a mile away and you would have his shoes.

That is very wise advice.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. In that way when you do, you would be a mile away and you would have his shoes.

haha, too f'n true

my all time favourite
If a machine -- a Terminator -- can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.

The avalanche has already begun, it is too late for the pebbles to vote - kosh

Truth is a 3-edged sword - kosh

Some people are like blisters, they show up when the work is done.

When all is said and done, more has been said than has been done.

Science gives you the means to fight a war, religion gives you a reason.

If you laid all the economists in the world in a long line head to feet, you still wouldn't reach a conclusion.

There are two secrets to success in life:
1. Don't tell them everything you know.
2.

The earth is borrowed from our children, not inherited from our parents - Indian proverb?

Science gives you the means to fight a war, religion gives you a reason.

I like that one.

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Git off'n my propitty with that trail, or I'll pepper ya with my scattergun!

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You will never "find" time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.

But daylight-saving time makes you too sleepy to use the extra time.

my favorite:

S*** happens

haha, Nichito touche.

There are two secrets to success in life:
1. Don't tell them everything you know.
2.

Score.

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

"Just say no" prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.

haha... loved the last one...

it works as much as "ok... but just the tip..." (if you know what i mean...):D