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Tech joke of the day !

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Hello all.....iam just starting this thread with a tech joke and i hope you all support and keep running this thread.....lets smile
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Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............ They decide
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is
the one who has
the den...........He is supposed to count upto
100...and then start
searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it
right in front
of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his
eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that
he is not Newton..........
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m
squared..... That
makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one
Newton per meter
squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is
OUT.....!
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So no one with me to cheer up....ok then nothing else to do
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there've been already like 3 or 4 joke threads...
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Where it is ? I can't find please specify the path.
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very funny
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Where it is ? I can't find please specify the path.
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From a google by redmarvel ...
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Thanks hollystyles for putting link here.
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An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier
and says: “Ah, you’re an engineer, but you worked for a high-tech startup company and got rich. You’ve had too good of a life, so now you can’t come in here.”
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer is dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators.
The computers are all upgraded and there are speaker wires running to every room. Even the clocks on the VCRs are set. The engineer becomes a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls up Satan on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. The computers are faster than ever and we’ve got music in every room. There’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake, he should never have gotten down there! Send him back up here, now.”
Satan shouts back, “No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right… and just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?”
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