Personally, I am a mac fan. I think that OS X takes the best of Windows and the best of Unix and combines them into one. For example, I love being able to use Microsoft Office and Adobe Photoshop right along with mplayer, xemacs, and vi.
However, this guy is pissing me off ...
First, he recommends Windows XP Home over Windows XP Professional. Home doesn't include any of the basic networking features pro does - which makes it useless to power users
He says that the linux desktop is laughable? No, it's customizable
Also, this is laughable ...
I especially like the four games it comes with - Hearts, FreeCell (so addictive!), Minesweeper, and Solitaire. It's easy to see why XP is considered the ultimate platform for gamers.
I agree that Windows is a much better gaming system that Linux. #1, there is DirectX support while (to the best of my knowledge) Linux only has support for OpenGL. #2, there was that whole problem awhile back with ATi not delivering any hardware-rendering drivers for their Radeon line. Plus, let's face it, good, honest 3D gaming on Linux is limited to Quake

But, c'mon, solitaire makes Windows a gaming machine?!
Outlook Express isn't virus-proof, either. However, Outlook does include a nifty feature that automatically blocks a few conspicuous-looking outgoing .exe files, etc (the feature can be enabled/disabled which is nice too).
I hate to admit it, but in the end, I have to agree with this guy - windows is better than linux for the average home user. I think Linux is a great server and an even greater toy for power users who feel they've outgrown Windows. However, for the everyday home user, I think it's easier and more convenient to be able to use popular, mainstream Windows software. For the pro user, go right ahead and have fun doing all that tweaking and customizing and get your machine to look and work better than Windows!
Why doesn't linux come with defragmenting tools? Because the file system defragments automatically! And why is the columnist defragmenting at the same time as installing security patches? That's a no-no!
And why does this guy WANT his computer to be constantly calling home telling Microsoft everything he's always doing??
Oh, I get it ... this is some sorta parody, right?