You get foot and mouth. I put in a "get out of hospital free card."

You get a free card.I'll give you a dumb master car.

You get a flat tire.
I put in an asterisk --> *

You get a life size Jelly Baby, and a life size Jelly mummy

I put in France

EDIT What the hell, Belgium too

You get a handfull of dirt and grass...
I put in a rotting log.

you get long worms..
i put in a credit card

You get a hacker inside ..
I put in my power supply.

You get redundancy,
I put in ruby crystal data storage.

You get a 81GHz Diamond Semiconductor

I put in the Crazy Frog and a blender

You get back out a green and red shake that no one likes.

I put in a class of 50 students who will not be quiet...

You put in a rabble.

i put in a rebel.

You put in a rabble.

I put in a Rebel.

You get a Death Star
I put in a Perl Programming text book

You get Joseph's Multi coloured Dream coat

I put in a decommissioned spud gun

You get a mouldy potato

I put in a already chewed gumball

You get a non-chewed gumball

I put in a dead hamster

You get a brain hungry hamster zombie

I put in a blender

You get a Millenium Falcon

I put in an NT4 PDC.

you get a 2000 AD
I put in a book on Graph Theory

you get a mac.....i kick that machines ass!!