You get your tomb raided -- I put in a mocha latte

You get coffee so cold it's half frozen -- I put in 8 tons of artifical sweetener

You get to watch someone eat a fork-full of sugary-sweet fatty yummy chocolate cake.

I put in my weiner dog, Sadie.

You get a couple of buns, mustard and relish.

I put in a bearded muskrat with no tail.

you get steak made of the "other" red meat
I put in a chemistry book

you get a non aging formula !!

I put in 2Kgs of sugar

You get kudos from your dentist for getting rid of all that sugar.

I put in a ghost.

you get scared from that ghost

i put in a packet of whiz pads

You get a roll of used toilet paper...

I put in a bottle of hand cleaner.

You get your hands dirty on amd_sucks' toilet paper.

I put in a book by Stephen King.

You get a Dark Tower comic book...

I put in 2 blank CDs

You get 200 8-track tapes from eBay.

I put in a vendor.

you get an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting...a camera that produces one gigapixel of resolution.

I put in the new MobiBLU cube

Never understood what crap it gives....

I put in techied's socks

you get a bio suit to make sure you srent killed by the stench

I put in space-time bender

**a space - time bender

You get a black hole

I put in a bold font

You get a an tv 'arial'

I put in a piece of spyware on a floppy disk

you get a malfunctioned computer

i put a cold beer on the table