You get SuSe Linux

I put in some coffee...

You get tiramisu

I put in chocolate.......

You get the atkins diet

I put in a beverage cup holder

you get a hot drink

I put in a christmas tree

You get poison ivey

I put in a INXS CD......

You get a Looney Tunes visulisation for media player ten

I put in "The Art of War" E-Book

you got back a bunch of angry Samurais (who want to kill you for reading their art of war...)

I put in a box of CAT-5 wire...

You get three hard drives made into a pen holder

I put in a record player with a broken stylus

You get back a 45 rpm of Elvis sing "Hound Dog"

I put in a bowl of pot stickers.

you get one crazy high

I put in my paycheck...

You get out a bag of buttons

I put in a snazzy PHP slideshow

You get back The Morman Tabernacle choir singing the Barney Song.

I put in frozen fish sticks.

You get back Charcoaled fish patties
I put in a Shanai Twain song
* just a side note- Mormon, not Morman, also the LDS (The Church Of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) church wishes to be dis-associated with Mormons, there've been very naugthy people given us (and yes I said us as in I'm included) a very bad rep :evil: who have been excommunicated and claiming their Mormons (of which they are no longer), so in end please use LDS (or if you wish the full name, see above) instead of Mormons to be associated with the LDS church, Thanks.

And you get a faux lepoard skin coat

I put in a boot

You get you bootless leg amputated by Dr Nick (of Simpsons fame)

I put in a Sega Mega Drive

and you get Street Fighter The REMIX!

I put in an English Teacher...

You get the key to the pearly gates attached to a Ferrari key ring

I put in the Holy Grail filled with larger shandy and a dymo tape attached to the base saying "Don't drink and Drive"

you get back a wrecked Ferrari with a note attached that says: 'Didn't Work!'

I put in a seventh grader with only half their teeth... and half a brain....

you get 3/10 of the Da Vinci helicopter sketch

i put in a nanobot with a green mohican hairdo