How to lose work...ABC style

[The Dude]

List alphabetically ways to lose your job. :D

Ill start with A,next person do B,etc.........

A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice..

[Momerath]

B: BRING your porn collection to work.

[The Dude]

C - Call your boss @ 2am and demand a raise,equal rights and equal pay [img]http://images.daniweb.com/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[BitBlt]

D - DON'T bother to show up...for a week.

[LevyDee]

E - ERASE all of the companies product code...

[jingda]

F - FLush all your work down the toilet bowl

[The Dude]

G - Give your boss a call @ 1am and demand he give you access to the company safe so you can do the stuff "He isnt capable of doing",laugh in his ear,etc......

[jingda]

H - Hack the boss computer and still on his bank information and money

[Kraai]

I - Ignore the workplace rules

[jingda]

J - Juggle the boss clothes around, in order to have his clothes back, the boss will give you a year vacation. This is call lose work in ABC style. LOL

[Kraai]

K - Kneel on the boss's office carpet while you beg him not to fire you, but you want to confess that you were the one who put brooklax in his coffee!

[jingda]

L - Laugh out loud at the boss pathetic situation

[susheelsundar]

V - Mix Viagra in boss Tea when he is alone with his Secretary. B-)

[jingda]

N - Note what he is doing with his secratary and tell his wife

[abelLazm]

O- Often mix his wife and GF calls ;)

[AndrewDJ]

K - Kick your boss' ass and go to jail

[The Dude]

L - Light all your work on fire and when its out,dump the ashes in your boss's lap while laughing like a 2yo and demanding a raise [img]http://images.daniweb.com/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Blackiey]

P- Put your right hand in his wife's dress, and put your left in his daughter's(or mistress's) panty.