List alphabetically ways to lose your job. :D
Ill start with A,next person do B,etc.........
A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice..
List alphabetically ways to lose your job. :D
Ill start with A,next person do B,etc.........
A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice..
Jump to PostB: BRING your porn collection to work.
Jump to PostD - DON'T bother to show up...for a week.
Jump to PostE - ERASE all of the companies product code...
Jump to PostF - FLush all your work down the toilet bowl
Jump to PostH - Hack the boss computer and still on his bank information and money
B: BRING your porn collection to work.
C - Call your boss @ 2am and demand a raise,equal rights and equal pay [img]http://images.daniweb.com/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
D - DON'T bother to show up...for a week.
E - ERASE all of the companies product code...
F - FLush all your work down the toilet bowl
G - Give your boss a call @ 1am and demand he give you access to the company safe so you can do the stuff "He isnt capable of doing",laugh in his ear,etc......
H - Hack the boss computer and still on his bank information and money
I - Ignore the workplace rules
J - Juggle the boss clothes around, in order to have his clothes back, the boss will give you a year vacation. This is call lose work in ABC style. LOL
K - Kneel on the boss's office carpet while you beg him not to fire you, but you want to confess that you were the one who put brooklax in his coffee!
L - Laugh out loud at the boss pathetic situation
V - Mix Viagra in boss Tea when he is alone with his Secretary. B-)
N - Note what he is doing with his secratary and tell his wife
O- Often mix his wife and GF calls ;)
K - Kick your boss' ass and go to jail
L - Light all your work on fire and when its out,dump the ashes in your boss's lap while laughing like a 2yo and demanding a raise [img]http://images.daniweb.com/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
P- Put your right hand in his wife's dress, and put your left in his daughter's(or mistress's) panty.
Q- Questioning about salary hike and holidays list daily...
R-Running around your employers home and burning his/her home :)
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