Ruin the above poster's wish.

[abelLazm]

I found this game on another forum and found it really very interesting lets start it here :) hope everyone will enjoy it

Make a wish, and let the next poster give you some bizarre result based upon your wish.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars.
Reply: "You get one million dollars and arrested by the police for mysteriously robbing a bank."

"I wish I could climb up the sky"

Game Originally Posted Here

[Kraai]

Granted: So you start climbing up the sky, and as the air gets thinner, the higher you get, you died because of lack of air and pressure.

I wish to be invisible when it suits me.

[abelLazm]

Granted: But on one condition it will work untill you sneeze.... The worst part is that you have flu all the time....

I wish to buy new Nokia N900

[codeorder]

Granted. You get one without a screen, battery, and charger. Also, it's invisible.

I wish for world peace.:D

[BitBlt]

Granted. Everyone is dead. Very peaceful. (ewww...even I think that's icky)

I wish I had an independent income of $100,000 US per year.

[codeorder]

Granted. After the lawsuit for granting world peace and having only one human left on earth to share it, you get an independent income of $1 US per year, and no where to spend it. Btw, who would sue you? :-/

I wish that my brain was not smaller than a peanut and especially not filled with dust.
(It could happen. "I wish, I wish, I wish...")

[BitBlt]

Btw, who would sue you? :-/

I suppose a comment about lawyers and humans? No, too mean. My nephew is a lawyer. Besides, ruining my wish is independent of ruining your wish. I think.

Anyway, Granted. Your brain is now EXACTLY the size of a peanut. And filled with sparkly, new brain material.

I wish I was as handsome now as Tyrone Power was at his handsomest.

[codeorder]

(I can think so much clearer now and it's sooo sparkly:D.)

Granted. You die of a heart attack right after.

I wish for clouds in the sky, "sparkly" clouds.

[BitBlt]

(It must have been the shock of looking in the mirror and not seeing my current ugly self!)

Granted. But it turns out the sparkly clouds are a large swarm of meteorites sleeting through the atmosphere. It is the last thing you see before you are vaporized.

(Scary how much fun this is...what does that say about me?)

I wish I had some ice cream.

[codeorder]

(:D)

Granted. Being late from a long day of granting wishes, the granter mistakenly grants you one eye to have a mouth, which screams at everything you see. Therefore, you got "eye scream".

I wish that a burnt out light bulb could change it's self.

[JamieLynnSEO]

granted: the lightbulb DOES change itself, but it shakes itself so much in the process that it breaks, and is constantly changing itself so that you never have a working light.

I wish i could effectively speak to my dog, and have intelligent conversations with her.

[codeorder]

Granted. After a few "intelligent" conversations, the dog realizes that she could run for president and gets killed by a "intelligent" sniper cat that was running for the election as well.

I wish for everything I have no use for.

[JamieLynnSEO]

granted: you are stuck with yourself. LOL

Wish: I wish for a licorice rope a mile long

[codeorder]

(Nooooooo!!!, not me!!:D)

Granted. It is tied to a jet fighter plane on one end, you on the other, and the jet is taking off.

I wish to be a potato chip for one day.

[JamieLynnSEO]

hahaha. I love skydiving!

Granted: I eat you.

I wish to have a pet aye-aye

[codeorder]

(:'(, I never knew what flavor I was!!! :'(:'()

Granted. When you touch it, you turn into one yourself.

I wish I was a dirty sock. (try eating me now!)

[JamieLynnSEO]

you were sour cream and onion flavored.

Granted: Too bad i eat EVERYTHING. I eat you again. Mmm dirty socks.

I wish i was the ebola disease.

[codeorder]

(If I were sour cream and onion flavored, I would have eaten myself before realizing what flavor I was. The sock thing, uhmm.., ok...)

Granted. You wake up in the laboratory for testing vaccinations against the ebola disease and my "dirty sock" relatives are doing the testing.

I wish I was a dollar in a strip club.

[BitBlt]

Granted. But you aren't used to entice a gorgeous stripper, you get put into a cigarette vending machine and so miss the show.

I wish I was slender.

[codeorder]

I would have taken being sat on by a fat dude, not chic, being spat on, by a fat dude, not chic, but being stuck in the cigarette machine with no chance to go home with a stripper, that is plain rude!!!:'(

Granted. You turn into a beef jerky and get sold to a "reallllllllly" fat chic.

I wish I knew the things I know now, when I was first born.