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Wish granted - You try to swim all your medals on to show off and drown.

I wish that teleportation accurate to 1 metre existed, would save me a two hour commute!

wish granted:
You can now teleport to anywhere but whenever you teleport you will lose your clothes from where you teleported since they are not part of your body

I wish i will be a billionaire

wish granted, you now have one billion pieces of popcorn confetti. Happy eating!

I wish I could fly like a bird.

Wish granted; You fly into a jet engine.

I wish I could control the flow of time.

Wish granted but after controlling flow of time for more than 5 seconds you will be older than more 10 years

i wish i could by an iPad

Wish granted.. You are walking around the streets showing off your iPad and a robber snatch it from you.

I wish to own a bakery shop as I love chocolates and cakes..

Wish Granted
you bakery is opened but no customer came bcoz you ate all cakes & chocolates.

I wish i will find a treasure of pirate hidden on an island far away from india

whish granted, but the pirates capture and torture you for a year.
I wish I could eat anything I wanted without gaining weight.

Wish granted
after eating for several days you will die because overeating stopped working of your lever, stomach, etc.

I wish i will ride a dragon

The dragon will eat you.

I wish I could wish for whatever i want without having anything happen to me :)

wish granted. Everyone but you are dead.

Then i will wish for them to return :)

Wish granted. Everyone but you are now zombies.

Then I wish they weren't zombies, and nothing bad ever happens period!

I think i win :)

and nothing bad ever happens period!

Wish granted... you are now narcissistic

I think i win :)

Yup, confirmation of granted wish.... :)

I wish I had Einstein's grasp of mathematics, when he was alive of course. ;)

Wish granted. You only had his grasp of mathematics while he was alive. You lost it as soon as he passed.

I wish I could become invisible at will.

Wish granted. You died in a car accident while you was invisible :D
I wish I get powers of hulk. Time to smash >)

Wish granted... Thor's hammer traps your hand (like in the Movie: Avengers).
I wish i were an ostrich with teeth :)

wish granted. You are killed eaten by hundry wolves.
I wish I were 20 years old again.