Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[awesomelemonade]

here is how it goes, I played it on tnbforum.com

ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

for example,
why do dinosaurs lay eggs

cause they are permanent
why don't you lay eggs

...and so on

I'll start
why is the sky blue?

[ChrisHunter]

Refraction of light through particles in the earths atmosphere, that's not really a stupid question that gets a stupid answer.

What was the last war Napoleon Bonaparte fought before his death in 1821 ?

[awesomelemonade]

come on... let's have fun

the pizza war

Where can I get a time machine?

[ChrisHunter]

the pizza war

Nope the answer is the last war he fought in.Where can I get a time machine?

a watch shop.

Why is the sun so hot ?

[awesomelemonade]

cause it is about to explode!!!!
(ahhhhhhh)

why is the earth round?

[DeanMSands3]

To make computer programmers feel better by comparison.

If a three-legged stool has one leg measuring 14.5 inches, one leg measuring 14 inches and one leg measuring 13.5 inches, assuming a steady level surface, how often will the stool wobble?

[awesomelemonade]

It will break;

why isn't there a person who made more than 200 post posting here?

[jbennet]

Because this game is stupid.

[skatamatic]

Looks like the internet continues to get cluttered with absolute rubish.

[awesomelemonade]

Why did you guys didn't provide a question? (question and answer)

[jbennet]

Because it MAKES NO SENSE.

[DeanMSands3]

(Ah, see. Now we've reversed. Give a stupid answer, get a stupid question!)
Question to previous statement: Then why do you keep posting?

Answer to next question: 42.

[capton]

why was programming meant to be so difficult

[RiddoKun]

because you're too lame to understand
Why are people stupid?

[DeanMSands3]

To keep the rest of the universe safe. Who knows what would happen if we actually knew what we were doing.

If a lawyer and a mime were crossing the street and speeding truck came towards them, which would you save if you could only save one?

[RiddoKun]

mine, lawyer would try to sue me
why is a mime black and why?

[lucaciandrew]

Because he escaped from a 1900's prison.

Knowing that, on a regular computer, such as the PC one, 9.9999999999999999999999999999864e+4351 * 9.9999999999999999999999999999864e+4351 = 9.9999999999999999999999999999728e+8703, and 9.9999999999999999999999999999728e+8703 * 9.9999999999999999999999999999728e+8703 = Overflow, how much is Overflow * Overflow?

[RiddoKun]

Overflow * Overflow = some number a computer can't process (infinity)
Why does my phone have a quad core processor?

[lucaciandrew]

'cose it comes from the future.

If Superman is so clever, why does he pull his underwear over his trousers?

[itzarun]

Because he want to be too transparent.

Why Chuck Norris never fails in his missions?