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Begginnerdev 256 Junior Poster · Answer 1 · 2012-04-25T20:29:47+00:00

Because he owns a Ford Pinto

Why did the chicken cross the road?

TrustyTony 888 pyMod Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 2 · 2012-04-25T20:31:37+00:00

TrustyTony 888 pyMod

11 Years Ago

She was devout Christian.

Why duck swims?

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 3 · 2012-04-26T03:03:42+00:00

Because it can't fly under water.

Why does the Tower of Pisa look straight to me?

DeanMSands3 69 Junior Poster · Answer 4 · 2012-04-26T13:24:17+00:00

Because you've had one too many.

If two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, how will adding ternary operators to my C code affect its readability?

TrustyTony 888 pyMod Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 5 · 2012-04-26T17:43:03+00:00

Proportionally to your ability to get your variable names right?

If Python is like poem and C is like processor manual, how is your loved one?

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 6 · 2012-04-27T03:51:44+00:00

Like a goat on a redneck's farm. (just kidding!)

How can rotten fish (surströmming) constitute a gourmet meal?

karann1986 -2 Newbie Poster · Answer 7 · 2012-04-27T06:44:07+00:00

karann1986 -2 Newbie Poster

11 Years Ago

Why a cow is called a Cow?

Radingod 0 Newbie Poster · Answer 8 · 2012-04-30T14:22:31+00:00

Because trees.

If Pinocchio said 'my nose will now grow' what will happen?

ashley19 0 Newbie Poster · Answer 9 · 2012-05-11T21:18:03+00:00

because he always get success.....:P
why is my hair so golden?

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 10 · 2012-05-11T23:10:41+00:00

Because the ratio between your longest and shortest hair is exactly 1.61803399.

Why does the flora from a Mountain produce fluorescent green carbonated water droplets in the morning?

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 11 · 2012-05-15T06:38:20+00:00

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training

11 Years Ago

because it's not a cow.

why do people think?

Blackiey 0 Junior Poster in Training · Answer 12 · 2012-05-17T05:43:42+00:00

Blackiey 0 Junior Poster in Training

11 Years Ago

Because they don't.

Why don't people think?

TrustyTony 888 pyMod Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 13 · 2012-05-17T06:33:40+00:00

Who people? I am, but how do I know that you are?

Why I still think you are?

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 14 · 2012-05-17T06:43:19+00:00

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training

11 Years Ago

because you're not a human

why are you not a human?

Rouf mir 0 Light Poster · Answer 15 · 2012-05-19T13:27:40+00:00

Because i am too mean too selfish.\
why dont we live for each other?

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 16 · 2012-05-21T00:38:30+00:00

because we're not for each other
why are you asking?

jackbauer24 0 Junior Poster · Answer 17 · 2012-05-26T13:13:30+00:00

because i want an answer.

why do we have chandeliers?

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 18 · 2012-06-04T04:45:10+00:00

because people want to waste time .
why do horses have 4 feet and 1 tail ?

TrustyTony 888 pyMod Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 19 · 2012-06-04T06:40:27+00:00

Because they would look stupid with four tails and one foot.
How come that customer is right when he does not never know what he actually wants?

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 20 · 2012-06-04T07:57:47+00:00

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training

11 Years Ago

cause he's not left.
why are you right?

TrustyTony 888 pyMod Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 21 · 2012-06-04T08:49:04+00:00

Because I am moderator in best forum.
What will be topic of most efficient code in the Code Snippet competition?

DeanMSands3 69 Junior Poster · Answer 22 · 2012-06-04T21:23:42+00:00

The proper multiplication of 6 times 9 and how it relates to 42.

If Ann leaves her house in Schaumburg at 7:05 AM and drives to the O'Hare International Airport in Chicago, and immediately takes the first flight to Denver, how many passengers on board will know Douglas Adams references?

Rouf mir 0 Light Poster · Answer 23 · 2012-06-05T13:58:48+00:00

None!!!!!!!!!! because the crowd will shunt out the devil at first instance!!!!!!!!!:)
who is more handsome than me????????

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 24 · 2012-06-05T14:45:24+00:00

Anyone who doesn't have a broken link as profile picture!

What does a deer think when it is caught in the headlights?

TrustyTony 888 pyMod Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 25 · 2012-06-05T17:58:28+00:00

Hey, don't take picture of me, my hair is uncombed!
By which function does number of unanswered questions grow as function of answered questions?

DeanMSands3 69 Junior Poster · Answer 26 · 2012-06-05T20:09:33+00:00

The logarithm of x in relation to 42 where x is the asking person's phone number.
If I invite 7 people to dinner at a fancy bistro, 9 actually come, and I show up 30 minutes late, should I order the chicken fetuccini alfredo?

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 27 · 2012-06-06T01:08:52+00:00

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training

11 Years Ago

eat them.
why can't guys be called "she" ?

Rouf mir 0 Light Poster · Answer 28 · 2012-06-06T13:56:19+00:00

Because they will fall in love with themselves if this happens.
Why is day and night called so and not vice versa?

DeanMSands3 69 Junior Poster · Answer 29 · 2012-06-06T15:58:47+00:00

Last day, I had the weirdest daymare. I dreamed there was a clown and a giant rabbit and they were going to eat me alive and I only had an accordion to -

Why are you laughing?

Sanchixx 0 Junior Poster in Training · Answer 30 · 2012-06-09T17:52:39+00:00

Sanchixx 0 Junior Poster in Training

11 Years Ago

Cause hes not you!
Why is IE crap?