beer tasted nasty because wife got it ;)

It sure was a good experience.

experience will make you think twice before asking your wife for beer again ;)

Again the topic of beer has come up ;)

up is where the topic of beer will no longer go ;)

Go away from here you creepy monster ;)

monster wants to stay in the forum and monster wants to be your friend :)

Friend, you are a good person, so from now on you are my friend
(bleh..bad sentence construction, but I hope you get the point...:D)

the point i get, im glad that we can be friends, and the sentence consruction is actually pretty good... better than mine ;)

My post count is more than yours :P

your post count is more, BUT, i'll catch up to you :p

you guys shouldn't be so worried about post count

Counting is what makes most of the people dizzy..

dizzy is how i feel when sitting for too long infront of the computer

Computer is my life and soul

soul music just doesn't do it for me

Methinks that we just end up wasting our time doing nothing when we could have made the Doom IV :D

IV will keep you alive in the hospital

Hospital is the last place I would wanna go

Go unless your car is broken, then just sit and weep.

weep and weep until you cannot weep anymore.

anymore cheese and I'm gonna throw up.

Up-chucking is gross...

Gross salary=Basic + Bonus...Correct...?

Correct English speaking is a matter of practice

practice makes perfect :)

Perfection is what professionals aim for.

For what reason do we strive for perfection?

Perfection is an illusion; there will always be someone better than yourself.

"Youself" is a difficult word with which to start a sentence.

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