your post count is more, BUT, i'll catch up to you :p

you guys shouldn't be so worried about post count

Counting is what makes most of the people dizzy..

dizzy is how i feel when sitting for too long infront of the computer

Computer is my life and soul

soul music just doesn't do it for me

Methinks that we just end up wasting our time doing nothing when we could have made the Doom IV :D

IV will keep you alive in the hospital

Hospital is the last place I would wanna go

Go unless your car is broken, then just sit and weep.

anymore cheese and I'm gonna throw up.

Up-chucking is gross...

Gross salary=Basic + Bonus...Correct...?

Correct English speaking is a matter of practice

Perfection is what professionals aim for.

For what reason do we strive for perfection?

Perfection is an illusion; there will always be someone better than yourself.

"Youself" is a difficult word with which to start a sentence.