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How many blonde football players does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift the dang cow up and down. |
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Florence Nightingale served only two years of her life as a nurse. She contracted fever during her service in the Crimean War, and spent the last 50 years of her life as an invalid. |
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An ant brain has about 250 000 brain cells. A human brain has 10 000 million so a colony of 40 000 ants has collectively the same size brain as a human.
Someone really smart better check the math on... |
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If you want to know more than just techy thing, visit the Geeks' Lounge! :)
A warm DaniWeb welcome to you! |
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A warm DaniWeb welcome kidda.
"generall geekiness" would be a nice title for a person who contributes more then 5000 posts in the ever so popular Geeks' Lounge. |
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A warm welcome to DaniWeb, I hope you program in C#. |
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W. during the third presidential debate: "Mr. Vice President (Gore), in all due respect, it is -- I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this, 100 percent will get it if I'm... |
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I read on the internet that many of these programs are created in China by folks most likely under contract from companies that write Antimalware and Antispyware software. |
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Maybe malware, spyware and so on are created by folks with Linux machines to discourage the use of the Windows OS. :)
Now my silly question:
"Why doesn't the sun shine at night, when we could use... |
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W: "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental -- supplemental funding, which is... |
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Hi Fran and welcome here.
Good luck with your learning spree. |
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Welcome to DaniWeb!
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. |
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How many conservatives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(!denethgilne eb ot tnaw t'nod yeht -- enoN) |
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Are we supposed to read all of these without getting brain damage?
What does this K rated country have to do with King George anyway? |
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The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.
A contribution to the world of energy by George W.... |
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