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Call to technical support:
Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a picture
Now take a look at the attached file and tell me it didn't make you laugh
Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a picture
Now take a look at the attached file and tell me it didn't make you laugh
Last edited by goldeagle2005; Nov 10th, 2006 at 10:39 am.
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LOL.. wow man, where did you get hold of this pic.
Hey wait...dont tell me its your printer..
Hey wait...dont tell me its your printer..
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Naah, it's not my printer. Some poor schmuck using his printer as a rat trap, I suppose
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well, a lot of application manuals tell you something like "click with the mouse on the printer to print".
Someone's bound to take that literally
Someone's bound to take that literally
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I remember getting that picture emailed to me, and enjoyed it immensly. The printer was probably nice and warm so the mouse tryed to make a nest inside it...
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my friend had a cat living in his computer - no im not joking
it was one of those huge old hp servers (prosignia?) the ones that are like crates cos they have like 12 drive bays
anyway.. this cat managed to get in through a hole (where one of the backup PSUs had been removed) and anyway one day he wondered why the hell his network wastnt working and this cat had chewed throug hthe ribbon cables
it was one of those huge old hp servers (prosignia?) the ones that are like crates cos they have like 12 drive bays
anyway.. this cat managed to get in through a hole (where one of the backup PSUs had been removed) and anyway one day he wondered why the hell his network wastnt working and this cat had chewed throug hthe ribbon cables
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Originally Posted by jwenting 
well, a lot of application manuals tell you something like "click with the mouse on the printer to print".
Someone's bound to take that literally
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Here in the English countryside, we get insects known as 'thrips' during harvesting time. The things are tiny, 1mm or so, little black specs.
Trouble is they are so small that they get everywhere, including inside the LCD screens of our laptops, and desktops for that matter. Damn annoying when you don't suffer from dead pixels bu live ones instead, that wander all over the darn screen.
They die quickly enough, but then it depends where they die and where they stick...
Trouble is they are so small that they get everywhere, including inside the LCD screens of our laptops, and desktops for that matter. Damn annoying when you don't suffer from dead pixels bu live ones instead, that wander all over the darn screen.
They die quickly enough, but then it depends where they die and where they stick...
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I had never heard of them until I left the confines of Sarf Lunnon (South London for the uninitiated) for South Yorkshire.
Now I wish I had never heard of them.
The things are also called harvest bugs by some, and wrongly thunderbugs by others.
Now I wish I had never heard of them.
The things are also called harvest bugs by some, and wrongly thunderbugs by others.
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