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Originally Posted by Ronald Reagan
Politics I supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
High Plains Blogger #plains #lounge ## I, for one, welcome our new socialist overlords.
"Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth. Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty."
"Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth. Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty."
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"It is better to look a fool and remain silent than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
That was written on the top of the timesheet at the company I work for. There was an employee who didn't seem to get it, and wrote "Be happy" beside the 2. It's funny and sad at the same time.
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Originally Posted by Salem 
There are two secrets to success in life:
1. Don't tell them everything you know.
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That was written on the top of the timesheet at the company I work for. There was an employee who didn't seem to get it, and wrote "Be happy" beside the 2. It's funny and sad at the same time.
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"If one sees a giant, it is recommendable to examine the position of the sun first to see if it is not the shadow of the pigmy."
I don't accept change. I don't deserve to live.
Happiness corrupts people.
Failing to value the lives of others cheapens your own.
Happiness corrupts people.
Failing to value the lives of others cheapens your own.
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Politicians, like diapers, need to be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Originally Posted by joeprogrammer
"It is better to look a fool and remain silent than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
Last edited by Dave Sinkula : Jul 27th, 2007 at 11:57 pm.
High Plains Blogger #plains #lounge ## I, for one, welcome our new socialist overlords.
"Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth. Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty."
"Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth. Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty."
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1. Life as we know it is a dirty trick.
2. Using the product voids the warranty.
3. Every time someone perfects a foolproof device, someone else perfects a better fool.
4. As soon as you tell someone the truth, somebody else changes what the truth is. Example:
A to B: "Your box is on the kitchen table."
C enters room: "Hey! Whose box was that which I just moved from the kitchen table to the closet."
5. Nothing will make a hidden defect in a digital product show up faster than releasing the product for sale will.
6. A CD player is just as useless without CDs as the CDs are useless without a CD player.
7. Once you standardize your music into one recording format, that format will be discontinued.
8. Actions speak louder, but politicians STILL won't shut up.
9. If you set n mousetraps, the (n+1)th mouse gets all of the cheese.
10. Nothing can make a job take longer than imposing a deadline does.
11. A late bus is no excuse to give to an early boss.
12. Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
13. You can tell when Democrats and Liberals have no valid argument in any debate. That's when they start using pejoratives, calling names, twisting the words of others, and all of the other Politically Incorrect things they continually scold others for doing.
2. Using the product voids the warranty.
3. Every time someone perfects a foolproof device, someone else perfects a better fool.
4. As soon as you tell someone the truth, somebody else changes what the truth is. Example:
A to B: "Your box is on the kitchen table."
C enters room: "Hey! Whose box was that which I just moved from the kitchen table to the closet."
5. Nothing will make a hidden defect in a digital product show up faster than releasing the product for sale will.
6. A CD player is just as useless without CDs as the CDs are useless without a CD player.
7. Once you standardize your music into one recording format, that format will be discontinued.
8. Actions speak louder, but politicians STILL won't shut up.
9. If you set n mousetraps, the (n+1)th mouse gets all of the cheese.
10. Nothing can make a job take longer than imposing a deadline does.
11. A late bus is no excuse to give to an early boss.
12. Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
13. You can tell when Democrats and Liberals have no valid argument in any debate. That's when they start using pejoratives, calling names, twisting the words of others, and all of the other Politically Incorrect things they continually scold others for doing.
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Originally Posted by Nikita Khruschev
We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to communism. But we can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans small doses of socialism until they suddenly awake to find they have communism!
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It is true that your teamwork is the best in every business. Share knowledge to your team so as you produce good result.
*Famous Quote of Casson to Hard Work
The men who succeed are the efficient few. They are the few who have the ambition and will power to develop themselves.
*Famous Quote of Casson to Hard Work
The men who succeed are the efficient few. They are the few who have the ambition and will power to develop themselves.
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