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Well i don't see dani complaning about it?
There is just two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as if everything is.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as if everything is.
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ok fine shouvik.d.... if dani-moderators complains about it means next time i will avoid this.
Last edited by vinod_javas; Jul 30th, 2007 at 4:26 am.
Adios,
Vinod......
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There are no issues whatsoever concerning posting images as long as they don't break the site rules, which in this case is not the issue. Keep posting good jokes and enjoy, I am sure Dani won't mind. :-)
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Thanks sanjay.. was waiting for a mod to say tht :-)
There is just two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as if everything is.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
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ok I take back my words. No isssues
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This mite sound a little cheesy!
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Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
Last edited by arjunsasidharan; Jul 31st, 2007 at 3:43 am.
There is just two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as if everything is.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
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good one arjunsasidharan
mine too is a bit same
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and licking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and licked on my index finger..... Now learn to pay attention..."
mine too is a bit same
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and licking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and licked on my index finger..... Now learn to pay attention..."
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lol
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