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Where do babies come from.
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Originally Posted by sneekula 
Babies come from an egg in mommy's belly. I stopped eating eggs right then and there.
We raised chickens, and we (kids) would occasionally miss getting an egg until it was partially incubated.
That's enough to put you off them for a while.
Last edited by briansmall; Jan 7th, 2008 at 6:14 pm.
I don't remember asking and I don't remember being told..
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same here. But living with chickens, rabbits, goats, and dogs which had litters you get the idea pretty soon 
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The stork story just keeps me amazed. They shy away from human biology, yet they feel absolutely comfortable with telling animal abuse stories to their children. Keep your dirty fantasies to yourself, will ya.
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The stork story is in all the cartoons -- at least all the ones I used to watch when I was a kid.
I was raised on a farm. One day when I was about 10 I saw two chichkens getting it on when I asked my mother what they were doing. She blushed and never did tell me. To this day I still think it was the stork.
I was raised on a farm. One day when I was about 10 I saw two chichkens getting it on when I asked my mother what they were doing. She blushed and never did tell me. To this day I still think it was the stork.
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I still think it has something to do with the Virgin Mary. Besides, storks don't fly at night and go South in the winter. Just my observations.
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Ever wonder why there aren't any babies in the north during the winter, vegaseat?
My experience was much like what you'd expect Atticus Finch to say. And I was more confused after asking. I asked, as far as I remember, cause there was a big rape case on the news all the time and I liked watching the news as a kid.
My experience was much like what you'd expect Atticus Finch to say. And I was more confused after asking. I asked, as far as I remember, cause there was a big rape case on the news all the time and I liked watching the news as a kid.
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Babies come from the cabbage patch of course. Anything else are just old wife tales!
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Rumor has it that they come from the local hospital.
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