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Originally Posted by uniquestar 
There is only one station on the London Underground that does not have any letters from the Word Mackerel in it. I'll give you a few hours to find it....
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Originally Posted by uniquestar
Because Sneezes can reach speeds of over 200mph, and your eyeballs will blow out of your skull!
The information superhighway has no rest stops available.
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Originally Posted by Ene Uran
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The information superhighway has no rest stops available.
No one died when Clinton lied.
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Originally Posted by sneekula
Wasn't the information superhighway a brainchild of Al Gore? Rest stops must be environmentally unfriendly to him.
Of course they are. They encourage people to travel long distances, because they provide the possibility of a temporary resting point between the two ends, breaking the longer distance into two (or more) shorter ones. And because they encourage travel, they encourage more use of various forms of automobile, which in turn means more usage of gasoline. And since gasoline seems to be anathema for the various environmental/preservationist groups, this makes rest stops a bad thing for them.
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So who wants flies?
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Originally Posted by EnderX
So who wants flies?
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The letters 'a', 'b', 'c', and 'd' do not appear in the English spelling of numbers 1 to 99.
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The letter 'c' does not appear in the English spelling of numbers until you get to octillion (10^27).
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Did you know that one millionth of a mouthwash is a microscope?
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The weight an evangelist carries with God is a billigram.
Ten rations are a decoration.
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