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The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
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The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.


Who exactly is this 'average' person anyway, and how come they run so many tests on him? No wonder he fell asleep; he must be exhausted!
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In China a woman gives birth every 2 seconds.
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Re: There is an elephant on the loo!

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In China a woman gives birth every 2 seconds.


Poor woman!
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Re: There is an elephant on the loo!

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In China a woman gives birth every 2 seconds.
Somebody needs to stop her!

Talking about babies:
The U.S. government prevents parents from giving newborn babies more than nine names.
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Re: There is an elephant on the loo!

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The abbreviation "LOL" first appeared in print in 1973.
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Re: There is an elephant on the loo!

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The abbreviation "LOL" first appeared in print in 1973.

Reference, please? (Actually, I'm hoping to look up the original use.)
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