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Gee vegaseat, you must like old Albert!
There is hope for the math challenged:
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There is hope for the math challenged:
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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein
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How can I believe in God, when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Allen
Last edited by ZZucker : Mar 9th, 2008 at 1:06 pm.
Never argue with idiots, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience.
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No one died when Clinton lied.
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill
The version I've always heard goes something like this:
(Participants: LA = Lady Astor, WC = Churchill)
LA: Winston, you're drunk.
WC: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober.
And another one listed on her ladyship's wikipedia page:
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Originally Posted by Wikipedia
And in another similar instance with Winston Churchil in his fabled tangle with Lady Astor, who'd allegedly said she'd probably sleep with him for a £1 million.
When Winston suggested £10, Astor snorted: "What kind of woman do you think I am?"
To which Winston is said to have replied: "We've established what you are; now we're just haggling over the price."
"No trees were harmed in the production of this post. However, several electrons were severely inconvenienced."
Kumquat.
Kumquat.
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