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These are quotes for anyone who hasn't heard of Steven Wright.
# "I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
# "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died."
# "I'm living on a one-way dead-end street. I don't know how I ever got there."
# "Whenever I fill out an application and it says 'In case of an emergency notify...,' I put Doctor. What the hell is my mother gonna do?"
# "I went into this restaurant that serves you breakfast at any time, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
# "Do you think when they asked George Washington for his ID, he'd just pull out a quarter?"
# "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."
# "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
# "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
# "OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
# "How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?"
OK, enough of that.
# "I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
# "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died."
# "I'm living on a one-way dead-end street. I don't know how I ever got there."
# "Whenever I fill out an application and it says 'In case of an emergency notify...,' I put Doctor. What the hell is my mother gonna do?"
# "I went into this restaurant that serves you breakfast at any time, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
# "Do you think when they asked George Washington for his ID, he'd just pull out a quarter?"
# "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."
# "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
# "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
# "OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
# "How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?"
OK, enough of that.
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"I can but suppose they are trusting to the fact that what goes on in
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A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It cuts the hand that wields it.
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--Heraclitus
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"I can but suppose they are trusting to the fact that what goes on in
a muddy stream is less easily detected."
by Livy
"The Early History of Rome"
Books I - V of The History of Rome from its Foundations
(This statement Livy attributed to Lucius Cornelius Maluginensis during
a debate)
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A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It cuts the hand that wields it.
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