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Posting Shark
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
drink her pretty
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
No one died when Clinton lied.
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Oops, I should have said empty desk.
Would you give your right arm to be ambidextrous?
Would you give your right arm to be ambidextrous?
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No one died when Clinton lied.
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Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train - Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?
No one died when Clinton lied.
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It depends on who your asking, relatively speaking.
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> "Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?"
How many lethal injection sessions have you witnessed to state that with conviction?
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
No, morals.
> "If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
> dinner?"
Maybe he had expensive tastes?
How many lethal injection sessions have you witnessed to state that with conviction?
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
No, morals.
> "If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
> dinner?"
Maybe he had expensive tastes?
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"Working a real job is a win if you're lazy, greedy, or unmotivated. If you're average, you fit right in. And if you're above average, the basic terms of employment and premise of the arrangement is against your interests."
"Working a real job is a win if you're lazy, greedy, or unmotivated. If you're average, you fit right in. And if you're above average, the basic terms of employment and premise of the arrangement is against your interests."
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Stalin's left arm was ... ?
drink her pretty
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Has anybody ever bet enough on a winning horse?
Never argue with idiots, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience.
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Why does my mom call me SOB?
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Stalin's left arm was ... ?
didnt he have polio?
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y does my mom call me SOB?
lol liked that one
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