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If every crime committed were prosecuted to the full extent of the law, 39 percent of North Americans would be incarcerated.
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If every crime committed were prosecuted to the full extent of the law, 39 percent of North Americans would be incarcerated.
An astonishing extrapolation! I doubt there would be that many folks in jail, since people would be less inclined to commit a crime, if the knew they would end up in jail.

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Tomatoes contain more vitamins relative to their mass than any other vegetable or fruit.

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Tomatoes were considerd fruit until WW2, then they were recategorized vegetable to obtain lucrative U.S. Army contract.
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A recent nationwide study found that Macintosh users most often own Honda and Toyota brand cars, while PC users most often own Ford and Chevrolet.
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A recent nationwide study found that Macintosh users most often own Honda and Toyota brand cars, while PC users most often own Ford and Chevrolet.

I mainly use Macs, and my last 3 cars were Fords
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I mainly use Macs, and my last 3 cars were Fords
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On the topic of snow:

If you dress a snowman it will melt slower.
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On the topic of snow:

If you dress a snowman it will melt slower.
Get your mom's best mink coat, that will really do the trick! The snowman stays cool, but you will get the heat!
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