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The amount of information now available through the Internet, if formatted into books, would fill all the world's libraries nine times over.
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In May 1913 Hitler left Vienna for Munich and, when war broke out in August 1914, he joined the Sixteenth Bavarian Infantry Regiment, serving as a despatch runner. Hitler proved an able, courageous soldier, receiving the Iron Cross (First Class) for bravery, but did not rise above the rank of Lance Corporal. Twice wounded, he was badly gassed four weeks before the end of the war and spent three months recuperating in a hospital in Pomerania.
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Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag.
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Over its 800 mile length, the TransAlaska Pipeline System on a typical day has leaks of more than 10 gallons of oil in at least 900different places.
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The amount of information now available through the Internet, if formatted into books, would fill all the world's libraries nine times over.
90% of which is pure hokum. If you removed from the internet:
anything with more than one bang per paragraph
anything with unpredictable caps
anything with garish colors
anything with unexplained graphics/typeface/fontsize
Sigh! It would only make a small dent in the cr*p - but it would be a start
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Acoording to the Detroit News once mighty General Motors Market Value (outstanding stocks * stock price) now is less then Toyota's profits of last year.
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I'm not sure if this is still true, but when my dad went to the University of Illinois (in the '80s), either Champaign or Urbana had a law on their books requiring all monsters to be out of town by nightfall.
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I'm not sure if this is still true, but when my dad went to the University of Illinois (in the '80s), either Champaign or Urbana had a law on their books requiring all monsters to be out of town by nightfall.
It must be true as I googled it and found it on a site called "There is an elephant on the loo"
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Intensive research has determined that chimpanzees were the ones that invented the "thumbs up" sign.
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Only one worker died on the job during the two year construction of the Eiffel Tower.
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