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Originally Posted by soul500l 
Oh no!
I could not think of anything funny either... Does that make me a Republican?
Another sign:
All your wealth is in the bank and not upstairs.
Last edited by Ene Uran; May 5th, 2008 at 1:11 pm.
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McCain's Straight Talk Express:
"Of course those tax cuts need to remain permanent"
"I voted against the tax cuts"
"I voted to extend them"
"I voted against the tax cuts"
"I have always been for tax cuts"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEtZlR3zp4c
"Of course those tax cuts need to remain permanent"
"I voted against the tax cuts"
"I voted to extend them"
"I voted against the tax cuts"
"I have always been for tax cuts"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEtZlR3zp4c
Last edited by vegaseat; May 18th, 2008 at 7:13 pm.
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That is a good video, however it is also a major violation of the senior citizens right to have senior moments.
I upped my sanitary measures, up yours!
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Sheila Graham talking about Ronald Reagan:
"The youthful sparkle in his eyes is caused by his contact lenses, which he keeps highly polished."
"The youthful sparkle in his eyes is caused by his contact lenses, which he keeps highly polished."
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McCain was asked how long he thinks US soldiers will have to stay in Iraq. He turned to his shadow Lieberman. Lieberman whipsered, "As long as their oil lasts."
So McCain took a guess and answered, "100 years!"
So McCain took a guess and answered, "100 years!"
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Whether or not we can be ever fully safe is up -- you know, is up in the air.
--George W. Bush (10/27/2004 interview with Sean Hannity)
--George W. Bush (10/27/2004 interview with Sean Hannity)
No one died when Clinton lied.
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Originally Posted by sneekula
Whether or not we can be ever fully safe is up -- you know, is up in the air.
--George W. Bush (10/27/2004 interview with Sean Hannity)
"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."
I also like this one where he compares himself to the Almighty (Los Angeles, CA 03/03/2004):
"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear."
Last edited by bumsfeld; Jul 3rd, 2008 at 4:39 pm.
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The classic Bushism by George W. Bush (Washington, DC 04/03/2004):
"I hope I -- I don't want to sound like I've made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."
"I hope I -- I don't want to sound like I've made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."
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"September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I will never forget." -George Bush
Disclaimer: Nothing I say can be considered credible information (I wonder what that means about this disclaimer then).
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