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Hope you have gone through enough S.H.I.T. in humor to understand this one. :-)
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"Working a real job is a win if you're lazy, greedy, or unmotivated. If you're average, you fit right in. And if you're above average, the basic terms of employment and premise of the arrangement is against your interests."
"Working a real job is a win if you're lazy, greedy, or unmotivated. If you're average, you fit right in. And if you're above average, the basic terms of employment and premise of the arrangement is against your interests."
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A very good and thorough memo!
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Hey,
It's a very funny memo... Who would have thought a company employee would go through all that shit in his career.
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It's a very funny memo... Who would have thought a company employee would go through all that shit in his career.
Loken
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lol. At first I expected something like the origin of SHIT, Ship high in transport. But this is even better.
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how is this funny? it's not even real.
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Originally Posted by TheNNS 
how is this funny? it's not even real.
you're right, but its too ironic to be real....
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Originally Posted by TheNNS
how is this funny? it's not even real.
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Originally Posted by loken
you're right, but its too ironic to be real....
Sounds pretty realistic to me.
Last edited by R0bb0b : Jul 21st, 2008 at 10:34 pm.
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Just imagine, someday I might be able to write such an important memo to my underlings, I mean associates, I mean partners, I mean coworkers, I mean colleagues, I mean friends, ...
Never argue with idiots, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience.
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hehehe !! This mail has ben going around the corporate mailboxes for a long time now... I guess some manager guy started the chain... 
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Well that is a new one to me......i laughed so hard it took me five minutes to get through it!! Seriously funny to me, but hey, I have absolutely been through the S.H.I.T. at my job! Kudos ~S.O.S.~ you have made my day! Thanks!
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