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Here are my favorite geek quotes I have a couple of shirts with some of them on.
P.S I don’t suggest wearing a shirt with #15 to school if you are still stuck in those rat holes like me.
1. There is no place like 127.0.0.1
2. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
3. Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken
4. You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
5. I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
6. Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF.
All my base
Are belong to you.
7. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
8. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
9. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
10. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
11. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.
12. Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously
13. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
14. My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
15. The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
16. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.
17. Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers
18. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein
19. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
20. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
P.S I don’t suggest wearing a shirt with #15 to school if you are still stuck in those rat holes like me.
1. There is no place like 127.0.0.1
2. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
3. Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken
4. You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
5. I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
6. Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF.
All my base
Are belong to you.
7. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
8. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
9. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
10. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
11. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.
12. Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously
13. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
14. My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
15. The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
16. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.
17. Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers
18. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein
19. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
20. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
Lol.... 
I love them! very funny!
My favorite one.....
I love them! very funny!•
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7. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
10. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
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Originally Posted by Scuppery 
1. There is no place like 127.0.0.1
2. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
5. I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
7. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
8. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
10. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those? (this so applies to me!!!)
12. Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously (I have personally experienced this 1)
14. My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
18. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein
20. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness; who in the view of danger is prepared to give up his life; and who does not forget an old agreement however far back it extends - such a man may be reckoned a complete man.
~ Confucius, The Confucian Analects
~ Confucius, The Confucian Analects
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13. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Everyone's gotta believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
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#6 Oct 25th, 2009
You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 -- i think we can call it beta version also right?? lol
nice ones...
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 -- i think we can call it beta version also right??
lolnice ones...
regards,
Ahamed.
Ahamed.
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#7 Oct 25th, 2009
Still think:
There is no place like ~
Beats the 127.0.0.1
There is no place like ~
Beats the 127.0.0.1
AJAX is not a programming language, scripting language or any other sort of language.
It is acheived by using JavaScript http functions.
So, AJAX = JavaScript.
It is acheived by using JavaScript http functions.
So, AJAX = JavaScript.
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#8 Oct 25th, 2009
Haha, most of those were pretty good. Thanks for sharing.
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My favorite ...
8. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
8. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
May 'the Google' be with you!
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#10 Nov 4th, 2009
hahahaha LWKMD
My favorite
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Originally Posted by Scuppery
Here are my favorite geek quotes I have a couple of shirts with some of them on.
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14. My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
18. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein
19. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
20. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
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